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Platinum Account
My random, witty and sarcastic nature makes me the belle of any ball. Okay, maybe not the "belle" - perhaps the ... "cool-ass bitch" ... yeah, that sounds about right. I'm so cool, that I have to ward off the throngs of people who want to be seen with me. Uh huh - ward them off, I say. With flaming sticks. BIG flaming sticks. (I had to order them specially because I needed flaming sticks that big to ward off that many people.)
I am not this sarcastic in person. (Unless I'm drunk.) (Or tired.) (Or sick.) (Or awake.)
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